A big big investor went for the plant visit of a fundamentally good small-cap company.
Afterall, he had staked a few millions in that company's stocks!
He wanted "to have a look himself".
The director had deputed his top PR man to escort the investor around the huge plant.
As the two were moving around the plant, the PR man kept explaining:
As they approached the cabin of the Sales Manager, the PR man proundly announced
"Meet Mr.ABC, Manager for Sale!"
(The investor was shocked to hear that.
"Is he so corrupt that he is for SALE!" he thought!)
Next cabin was that of the Spare Parts Manager.
The PR man again did the honours
"Meet Mr.XYZ, the Spare Manager"
("if he is spare, then why are you keeping him on rolls?" the investor thought!)
After the "Manager for Sale" and the "spare Manager", the PR man took the shaken investor to the body shop where the accidental vehicles were repaired and said
"I want you to meet Mr.EFG, our Accidental Manager"
("O my god!" - the investor was aghast.
"What a blunder I made when i invested my millions in this company!")
On the first floor, the PR guy took the investor to another executive
"This is Mr.IJK, our Quality Manager"
"Thank God, a quality manager is also there in this company. Otherwise I would have sold all the shares", thought the investor.
In the relaxing room, PR stopped by the Personnel department and said
"Sir, this is Mr. OPQ, our Personal Manager"
"Your what!!!"
"Our PERSONAL manager, Sir"
"Greaaaatttttt!!!!!!! what a wastage" thought the investor.
"And who are we meeting next....." he curiously asked the PR genious!
"Sir, I want you to meet our Legal Manager, Mr.RST!"
"Why not sack the Illegal ones?" murmurred the investor.
"Also, Sir! Here comes our Salvage Manager!"
"Anyone else we haven't met,Mr.PR?" the visibly upset investor asked
"Sir, the Purchased Manager is on leave"
By now the investor was furious.
He saw his investment in unsafe hands.
He wanted to talk to the Director.
"I want to see the Director IMMEDIATELY!" ordered the angry investor to the PR man.
"Sir, you just missed him. While we were taking the round of the plant, the Director just passed away!"
The investor took out his cellphone and ordered his broker to sell all his shares of the company.
Next morning the stock price of the company crashed!!!
the Director called the PR man and shouted
"Go, and get me the Share Manager!"
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