Monday, April 19, 2010

Itch thrills but kills!

Why Mahabharat happened?
-itch to redicule ("andhe ka beta andha!" by Draupadi)

Why Ramayana happened?
-itch to inflame (Manthra's advise to kaikayee to ask for vardaans)

Why Gulf war happened?
-itch of Saddam to attack Kuwait knowing very well the consequences

Why Hiroshima, Nagasaki happened?
-itch to use Atom bomb

Why Indian batsmen fiddle with wide balls?
-itch!

Why Jallianwala happened?
-itch of General Dyer to use force to "teach them a lesson"!

What causes maximum accidents on raods?
-itch to overtake!

Why riots happen?
-itch to take revenge, release energy and "do something"

Why people marry?
-itch!

Why a person is born?
-itch!

Why people fall in love?
-itch!

Why people deceive?
-itch to have their way

Why people get deceived?
-itch to believe

Why people don't live "today"?
-itch to secure life of tomorrow

Why parwaana hits the candle flame to die?
-itch!

What's the marketing strategy bet of credit card companies?
-itch!

Why wrong trade on wrong side at wrong time with wrong logic with wrong stock with wrong amount happens?
-itch to trade

Why is it soooooooooooooo difficult to stick to a trading method?
-itch to trade

This world is being driven by itches!

Behind majority of problems in the world is an itch!

Only the one without an itch is truely happy!

Use itch-guard. Keep cool!

Don't buy an itch so costly!!!

(An itch was behind this article too!)

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